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AFMWZ 21A Few Minutes with Zorzathir: New Year
Hello and welcome to another segment of 'A Few Minutes with Zorzathir'. I'm Zorzathir, wishing you all a Happy New Year...
Chris: But Zorzathir, we're twelve days...
Me: Shutup! The readers don't know that.
Readers: Actually, we do.
Aside for being late to wish all my Deviant watchers a 'Happy New Year', I'm doing pretty fine, save for having to deal with university. So, I have a lot of big things happening for 2012. Many of which may or may not be a success and will not get dragged through the mud. Either way, let's get started.
First of all, I just want to introduce the Mr. 2012 Prediction...the prediction that states that the world is going to end by December 21. So let's here what he has to say.
Mr. 2012 Prediction: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye. We're building up to a letdown.
Me: Thank you Mr. 2012 Prediction.
Anyways, 'Star Wars: Dark Revelations', will be released during the 2012 holidays. But that does not mean I can't introduce to
The Top Five Favourite Video GamesTop 5 Favourite Video Games
Hello, this is Zorzathir, and welcome to another segment of 'The Top'! Now some of you, who have read my top monsters list, may have noticed that I said that I was going to do villains as my next list. I would like to apologize and say that list will be put on hold because it is just so hard to do. There are so many villains I can but on the list, but it will take forever to organize them in the certain order that I feel that they would be in. So, with that out of way, let's continue.
How can I transit to the next paragraph? Wait, I know! Villains are the most interesting characters in all of media. Media goes from television, to radios, and even to what I will be discussing about today: Video Games.
Yes, video games, a very well known, yet infamous form of entertainment. Why? Because it has provided countless hours of fun while being criticized for filling the younger audience with a desire to be violent. (I personally doubt that video ga
Vanguard, Chapter 1: DuncanDuncan's Journal: Day 1288
I consider myself a good man. I respect women, elders, my equals, and the dead. I say a morning prayer, and an evening one. Hell, I even thank the gods for a meal, instead of immediately chowing down in the voracious manner as the other soldiers here do. By all logical means, I should be in paradise. No really, not just because I'm a good man, but also because I should be dead by now. So I ask myself: why, oh gods up there, have I ended up in hell?
1288 days. 1288 days of my life have been spent in this misery, and I'm beginning to lose faith in the glory I was promised. Some of the rookies still live in their ignorant bliss, but I've lived long enough to realize that there's not much glory to find here. “Sing the songs of glory and march into battle—-join The Crusade today!”. Such were the words of the posters The Crusade has spread all over The Mortal Realm. Gullible fools practically stand in line for these songs of glory that th
LatreuophobiaI wash off sick-sweet orange lipstick in front of a mirror as dusty as gothic romances. It tastes like oblivion, that is to say, like nothing my tongue can detect.
The door opens with a creak no private restroom could emulate. Some chick with blue bobbed hair and smeared eyeliner. I looked like that once. Ten years ago.
Getting the beer out of my hair is harder. Some men just can't take it when I'd rather they not kiss my feet or call me an angel or-
“Dayum girl, you look like a goddess.”
I gulp, taste of acid.
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